Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Randomize
