I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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