I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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