get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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