just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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