I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Randomize
