Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
is that a dick in a sweater?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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