WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Your topless pictures make me question reality
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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