So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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