The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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