She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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