Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
