so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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