The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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