i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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