Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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