I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
