if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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