are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I am naked and annoyed.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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