i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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