your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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