I'm laying in your front yard are you home
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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