She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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