So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
