My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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