tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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