anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
it glows. i had to have it.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
i think my cat just said my name.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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