I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
dude. I can hear the air.
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