small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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