Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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