Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
do nipples grow back?
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