He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We talked him into tasing himself.
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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