Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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