ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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