went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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