She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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