The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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