if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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