Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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