You're my little dorito
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
now i know why i became what i already was.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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