what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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