i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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