Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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