So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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