NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize