I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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