i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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