My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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