do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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