Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
How naked do you want me to be?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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