and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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