if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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