Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
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