i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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