Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
BRING THE BAGELS
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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